GNOMES

GNOMES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT'S THER TO LIKE ABOUT SHORT, GREEDY, STUID, LITTLE PEOPLE THAT WORSHIP A GOD NAMED GARL GLITTERGOLD AND DON'T EVEN GET A DEX BONUS.

Precisely. Now, dude2490 is excellently demonstrating the proper usage of the Punching bag forum.
And yes, gnomes suck. IF they were medium, they'd have a Dex penalty, ya hear?
Their deity dresses like a rich, stupid person.
They're not greedy, but have really crappy beard-wisps.
Con bonus? Who needs a Con bonus? Con bonuses are only good for taking templates that give you a Con penalty to make it even.
They make bad bards. Half-elves and elves make better bards.
They can talk to "burrowing animals". Yeah, that's what the druid and ranger are for. Plus, they can cast more speak with animal spells that affect more animals.
Spell-like abilities? What spell-like abilities? I see a bunch of cantrips that any rookie sorcerer can cast all the f***ing time.
You're better off with a dwarf or halfling.

Gnomes are like small dwarves, sort of. Except Gnomes are wimpier. But still, Dwarves don't get a dex penalty, so Gnomes should get a bonus.

The RoS chapter on Gnomes is so bizarre. The story about Garl Glittergold and his twin brother "Gelf Darkhearth" is so dumb! GG is like, peace and quiet, and GD comes in wiht his "disturber" thingie, and somehow, GG is serious and fights him, and blah blah blah.
Apparently, gnomes have some struggle between "truth" and "illusion". Whatever! It's so dumb.

Gnome struggle between truth and illusion sounds like a bogus version of the changeling's inner struggle between reality and shapechanging.

Forget all the litle things gnomes are just stupid